Yes, I know, some of the effects are a little wonky, but again. Apple. I understand.
Perhaps the sentiments contained in the following pages are not yet sufficiently fashionable to procure them general favor; a long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it the superficial appearance of being right, and raises at first a formidable outcry in defense of custom. But the tumult soon subsides: Time makes more converts than reason. Thomas Paine, Common Sense
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Viva la Vida
Yes, I know, some of the effects are a little wonky, but again. Apple. I understand.
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Sometimes I write things simply to amuse myself
Upon Marking One Hundred and Fifty Freshman Essays
When you start a new
thought, start a new
paragraph. Comma. Comma.
Comma, comma, comma.
It's means "it is." Where
is your thesis? This is a good
start. However,
and Comma. Dangling.
^ Comma splice:
use semi-colon (;)
New thoughts mean new
paragraphs. Unclear:
reword. (Unnecessary.) I’d
like you to look at this again.
Comma, comma, comma.
New thought, new
paragraph. Indent.
Wandering. What
is your point?
Thisisonelongsentence.
ORGANIZATION! New
paragraph. Double space,
please. Title? Is this a rough
draft or a final one?
Comma, comma, period.
New para.
New p
New
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Mother to Son
So a couple of weeks ago, my summer school class and I read the Langston Hughes poem, "Mother to Son". For those of you who don't know it, here it is:
Mother to Son
Well, son, I'll tell you:
Life for me ain't been no crystal stair.
It's had tacks in it,
And splinters,
And boards torn up,
And places with no carpet on the floor --
Bare.
But all the time
I'se been a-climbin' on,
And reachin' landin's,
And turnin' corners,
And sometimes goin' in the dark
Where there ain't been no light.
So boy, don't you turn back.
Don't you set down on the steps
'Cause you finds it's kinder hard.
Don't you fall now --
For I'se still goin', honey,
I'se still climbin',
And life for me ain't been no crystal stair.
--Langston Hughes
We had a long conversation about this poem, and they pretty much universally loved it. They got what the mother was saying and had all kinds of things to say about her staircase. By the time they were done talking about her staircase, we could have drawn a picture of it with labels and explanations. So then I gave them an assignment: they had to pretend to be their own mothers and then use their mothers' voices to give advice to themselves.
The results were alternately funny and depressing and touching.
Usually after I finish looking at a bunch of papers, I give them back to my kids, but I couldn't find it in myself to give these up. So late one night a couple of nights ago, I went through my stack and chose one line from each kid. Then I kluged them together to make a multiplicity of voices merge into one: one mother speaking to one kid.
They call this found poetry, I think. Anyway, here it is:
Don't be like me.
You can't be begging for stuff, trying to spend my money every five minutes. You are not the only child. You don't know how easy you have it. You walk around with new shoes and money in your pocket. You don't have nothing to do but go to school and do what you supposed to do.
Do you want to eat all the food in the house?
You need to take your brother outside and watch him because he's not about to get on my nerves all day and you walking around not doing nothing but playing football. Don’t think you’re going to be a professional. Just make sure you finish with your studies. Then I want to see you on tv.
Show people that they are wrong about you.
Stop getting smart. My mom was very strict. She didn't take no joke. Stay cool and don't join in with the ignorance. You don't need no friends. Go to school and do what you have to do to get out. Some kids your age can't even complain because they don't have your opportunities. You don't want to have to work hard like me just so I can support my kid.
I will never trade you for nothing.
All you have to do is do your chores and listen. If you think you're done, you still check with me and then I will tell you if you can go out.
Look out for your sister. Don't hit no girl ... unless she has a knife and is trying to stab you.
Never be like me. Be better than me.
I spoiled you so much.